It's not easy being this naughty. It's actually a lot of work.

You wake up. You scowl.

 

You eat out the cat's bowl...

 

And chew some shoes.

 

You battle your arch nemesis...

And spend some time fraternizing with the enemy,

After lunch you try to rabble rouse and convince the other dogs to be your minions.

 

Masterminding world domination takes brains and plenty of funding.

 

Finally you round out the day by making long distant crank calls and 976-PoodleChat.

 

Bad Puppys work hard at being naughty and are always thinking of new be bad.... not like Small Dogs that are cute and loveable... bleah!

 

BAD TO THE BONE! B-B-B-Bad!